-is good at maths.
-makes good decisions.
-knows how to whistle.
-saves up.
-is extremely hardworking.
-is quick at baths.
-is excellent in groups.
-seldom shows feelings.
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We are exact opposites. I think we might be soulmates. Well… How do you feel about waiting for me? Or, we could meet now. You could arrive at our doorstep this very second, but then again I’m quite sleepy, so…
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But in case you do arrive soon, there’d be a several-year interview on our views in life, on friendship, a practical exam on how we click, our priorities, and many other corny stuff which, in a pleasant case, will lead to something big and beautiful.
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In the case however that you have absolutely no plans on being my Romeo, well, can you at least come in the form of a best friend? We’d friendzone each other so hard until we’re old and we smell funny.
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Let’s?
