RIZns

..because everything has a rizn... I think.
Greetings, Earthling.
Name's Riz.
18 (had my birthday.refused to advance in years.)
You can call me Ernest.
I am a female octopus.
Named Ernest.
I am also a chicken.
Named Iris.
And a part-time lion with a greyish-blue mane.
I have come to confuse you.
And you have come to be confused.
Because I like pie.
That's why.